An Atheist Professor of
Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with God. He
asked one of his new Christian students to stand.
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal
him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How
is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student
was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is
God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything.
Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student
didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these
terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student
had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe
the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God?
Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol,
Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The
Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega
heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called
cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any
further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use
to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold
is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There
was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something.
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you
have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it?
In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness
darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there
is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the
concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science
can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never
seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of
life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive
thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me,
Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes
of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The
professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument
was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work
and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not
teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The
class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s
brain?
(The
class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain,
felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according
to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science
says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then
trust your lectures?
(The
room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is
Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
With that being said don't just have faith in God but what you believe in. At the end of the day no one has faith in your more than God and yourself.
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